One sunday I was drinking and..

Since I have mondays off sometimes I like to go crazy on sunday nights. One sunday I decided drinks with my friend Sam was just what I needed, plus I hadnt had some good Sam time in a while! Since I live in the most BORING town ever, we choose to go downtown for drinks.
trust me if you lived in my town you would know this was a horrible idea.
We went to bar A, a total dive. However music makes everything better, so it cant be that bad right?. WRONG, it was. There was  NO MUSIC. At a BAR! weird right? moving along. Next bar, which is even more of a dive then bar A was closed. Yep the scummiest bar in town was CLOSED WTF! Assuming the night would only get better if we went to other other end of town, so we walked our hot asses 30 mins to find the usual party bar bumping with music so we figured hell, even if the parking lot is dead inside cant be so bad.WRONG. not even 1 person was inside, even the bar tender was like why are they here?!So we leave & walk over to the titty bar next door that was well known for creepy men, but atleast there was music and beer so we went with it. Except we couldnt get pass the creeps standing outside. There was only one place to go from here, back to Bar A!

At the first bar we went to even thou there was no music at least there was beer and people! Thats were I meet "George Micheal", yes thats how the moron, loser,  nice charming man introduced himself. Not gunna lie thought his friend was kind of cute, and even though it was george who was feeling me, what was the harm in hanging out with all of them. At this point I was only 2 drinks deep no idea why I thought this was a good idea, never EVER is. Sam & I ended up leaving the bar with "george" who later admitted his name was something else that I cant remeber right now, ill try later. Anyway, him and 2 of his friends joined us to head to another titty bar with free pool. the only reason I agreed to leave BTW.  On the way to the bar one of his friends left, the cute one go figure. So anyway the 4 of us our headed to the titty bar, about 5 mins inside georges friend gets kicked out. AWESOME. Now its Sam, George and I.

At this point George has told me about 500 times how beautiful I am, and how hes never worked so hard to pick up a chick. Prob because its sunday night and every girl Ive seen so far is a stripper and ur actually paying her for ur time, or as sir mix alot would say, that girl looks like a total prostuite. After what felt like hours of "George" trying to get my number I was mrs wasty pants and found it even more ammusing that he was STILL trying. Eventully I left the bar, and aloud Mr.George Michael walked me to my bros. Part of the deal was he needed to get bestie approval, which wasnt to hard cause Sam just really wanted to leave the bar to get laid spend time with her new man. The other part was he needed my big - little brothers approval. Lil big bro is 6'2, and has about  atleast 70 pounds ontop of my weight (150) thats just muscle, kids jacked. Needless to say lil bro was not impressed, and ended up telling me to have the kid leave.

Moral of the story,
Never drink on a sunday,
Never leave the bar with randoms,
Everydays a new adventure, just go with it!

What easter doesnt mean to me!

When I was a kid I remember getting Easter gifts. Freaking Easter gifts. I cant for the life of me understand why my CATHOLIC mother thought it was acceptable to give us gifts on Easter, instead of taking us to church like some of my friends parents did.

Not that I wanted to back then, in fact although I was raised in a catholic school my entire life I never believed in Jesus until a few years ago. Therefor I was content with doing the whole Easter bunny ordeal. Now adays I'm all like ..

Like Santa's 1 thing, but I mean A freaking "unknown person" bunny leaving you candy and toys. Like really, that's not creepy or really fucking weird at all, totes normal. Because you know I'm sure that's exactly what Jesus was hoping for you know right before he was nailed to a cross, yep. He totes ma goats wanted you to really have chocolate and new toys.

So needless to say, no ones getting any Easter gifts, because that's stupid.

PLEASE feel free to shed some light on the purpose of candy & toys on a religious holiday!?

And just because I thought these eCards were to funny!

how will you spend your dash?

"I read of a man who stood to speak At the funeral of a friend. He referred to the dates on her tombstone From the beginning to the end. He noted that first came the date of her birth And spoke of the following date with tears, But he said what mattered most of all Was the dash between those years. For that dash represents all the time That she spent alive on earth ... And now only those who loved her Know what that little line is worth. For it matters not, how much we own, The cars, the house, the cash, What matters is how we live and love And how we spend our dash. So think about this long and hard; Are there things you’d like to change? For you never know how much time is left That can still be rearranged. If we could just slow down enough To consider what’s true and real And always try to understand The way other people feel. And be less quick to anger And show appreciation more And love the people in our lives Like we’ve never loved before. If we treat each other with respect And more often wear a smile, Remembering that this special dash Might only last a little while. So when your eulogy is being read With your life’s actions to rehash Would you be proud of the things they say About how you spent your dash?"
- unknown

Yeah im still drunk..at work?

Hey loves,
welcome to sunday funday. Except its not really all that fun when your expecting to be hungover in a few hours. Which is the boat that I'm in. Not to often does it happen that I wake up drunk but when it does I totally dread it. Im sure I cant be the only one. Ill admit its funny as shit at first untill you realize * if your anything like me anyway* that your hangover is about to kick it.
So last night I made the "bright" choice to go light on my drinking. You read that right, me and my bubblegum vodka were going the oppisite of how we usually do things! The vodka prob thought I was crazy, being all like bitch I own you, you only wanna have a few drinks, thats cool I'm gunna fuck with ya anyway.
I had 3 drinks last night, granted they were rather large drinks, so we will call it 5 drinks. Usually 5 drinks is how many I have BEFOR I leave for the bar, and usually it just gets me a good buzz. Last night on the other hand, I found myself shit showed. It was however a good night.
I think it was a sign not to change my hoeways always saturdays. Hoe & I go out every saturday with new  men people *hey single girls need to enjoy life!* last night since were both REALLY broke, we stayed in. We went over to this guys house that Audris seeing, and I brought a guy along with me.
WE NEVER DO THAT!
And look where it got me, drunk at work ..
ahh well, shortly I wont be so drunk infact I think im starting to feel the hangover already

My random thoughts

I'm almost 26.
I'm have no real education.
I haven't been Able to find someone to love me.
How did this happen, how did I let this happen.
I never though I'd be that girl. The girl who didn't know her next step or not have an answer to life. I feel to old to be doing what I'm doing in life. Everyone of my friend's seems to have it figured out or atleast seem to. There all in love, so I guess that's my biggest issue. I'm lonley I want to feel the love that they feel. I want a man to look at my and not only want me forever but can show it to. I've never talked about my ex before on here and what happened. Long story short he promised me the world, he promised he never hurt me. He waited 5 years to be with me and when I told him I was falling for him he left. No phone calls no msgs nothing. He walked out of my life never my heart. I was devastated still am. Now I have all these fears that I'm never going to be able to allow myself to feel like this.

A few months back a friend of mine told him he liked me and if it wasn't for his past where he caught an STD he would of asked me out, I laughed and thought I would never date ur one of my best guy friends, get real. Then I realized it wasn't just him, it was more me. I didnt want to date him because I didn't want to get hurt, I didn't want to take the chance of having someone else decide I'm not worth being with.

The being loved by a man issue is the least of my worries I feel like when I looked into the future when I was a kid I thought when I turned 26 I'd be happily married, not that I'd be asking myself am I capable of being loved. Your parents are the first ppl to fall in luv with you, there suppose to love you unconditionally. There not suppose to ask you to leave at 16 because ur not able to understand ur child. And there not suppose to just walk away and stop talking to u when u ask for answers and get closure on ur past. I feel silly and ungrateful for complaining about my parents because God gave me my Amy & pock and I couldn't be more grateful they way my life turned out.

I just can't help the way I feel or make since of it, but the point of my blog is to have something to reflect back on to understand where I came from when I can't remember

Why thank you Jesus!

Lately I've been believing more and more in god, and everything he stands for. I've been praying more, and I really feel like he listens. When I need something good to happen it happens. It the strangest ways.

Take last night for example, I was leaving my bros house to go and catch the LAST bus to go home, I left with more then enough time to get there because I knew I had to stop at the store to get change for the bus.

As Im walking I realized I forgot my smokes, FML. So I pull out my phone, great I have 10 mins to run back to my moms, then make it back to catch the bus. So I said a little prayer to Jesus my homie to not let me miss that buss!

I ran back walked back really fast to my moms as fast as I could then back to the bus station as fast as I could. My heart was pounding so hard it hurt, even on a work out I don't think I've ever gone gone so hard.

So the whole way there I'm praying to Jesus to not let me miss that buss, and then cursing myself for being a god damn smoker! WTF this isn't me I'm not a smoker. I'm disgusted by it, while I use to be. I guess its more of a stress relief now, and I KNEW I couldn't get more smokes, pay day was in 3 days and I sure didn't have money for another pack.

So as I get about near the bus station I can see the bus pull away that im suppose to be on, as I yell FUCK out loud. Something tells me to just keep going maybe for whatever reason the bus that goes close to your house is still there. And it was.

THANK YOU JESUS!

you always have my back, so I raced over to the bus and the bus was just pulling away but she seen me, THANK GOD and stopped. Turns out the closest she could get me was about 5 mins from my door, perfect.

Now here's the real kicker, if I wasn't it such a up roar, I would of realized that the bus stop for this bus was right outside the store I stopped at for change.

Jesus answered my prays by letting me catch that last bus, but he sure does have a funny scene of humor.

Im the kinda girl ..

Linking up with Holly for...



..that loves all things bright and colourful

..that believes there's good in EVERYONE even if its impossible for them to show it

..that forgets the simple stuff, like not to cry over split milk

..that leaves things until the very last minute

..that does first and thinks later

..that loves a good sappy movies and a box of tissues kind of night

..that would rather go shopping alone, then with a group of friends

..that would join any type of link up

..and you should be too :p

Screw u Vday

Since I'm single I'm on a full dose of hater-aid, what better way to share my thoughts then though Ecards, don't worry there not ALL about hating Vday.. HAHA


Im so glad my boyfriend last year isnt my valentine last year #dodgeabullet


Vday + day off, while your single = HORRIBLE .. atleast ill be with my mom, said no one ever!


I totally LOL'd at this one


Couldnt be more tru!


My thoughts exactly..


LOL, gah I was I had single girlfriends to do just this with, well I do I just wish said single girls didnt work in the AM's during weekdays!


Which would be exactly what we'd look like if we went out to find said drunk ppl


See, a happy ecard ;)


and this one even thou I HATE apple products,

Down falls of weight loss

Hey readers,

Notice anything new, like my layout! Figured I changed things up its been awhile, and since I'm content with the templates I'm finding online Ill stick with free shit and not paying someone to design my blog, except for the fact I cant figure out for the freaking life of me how to make a button, so if anyone wants to make me one for free/tell me how clearly that's the better option. If I must I'll pay for one, cause well I REALLY want one!

Moving along,
With my quest my blog more, link up less. So here's my thoughts on weight loss, the bad side.

This is suppose to be a little more humorous post, and not really serious. Just my person thoughts of my journey so far.

I almost dread shopping. Don't get me wrong, I'm loving that I'm a size 12 now, not a size 22 but its almost embarrassing to go in and out of a change room with 1500 different sizes in shirts and pants because you can never remember what exactly your size was. I'm use to "one size fits all" type of clothes. Like a 2x shirt its fits right or it doesn't. All my clothes have always been the same size for YEARS. So knowing my size is something I'm still struggling with. Sometimes I just think it will fit me, because it did before, I don't always see my self slimmer. And, PJ's I don't see the point in buying them all the time. Pretty sure I've never bought any all the ones I have were gifts. So now my PJ shirts I really swim in, and my PJ pants, well the string is pulled so tight on those bitches pretty sure its just going to break one day.

So this ones a play off my first problem, shopping. Okay, so I bought a new shirt few pairs of pants. Here we are 2 months later, and said shirt and pants no longer fit right. I'm still getting to know my body so it could be my fault that im just buying the wrong fit and its shrinking in the dryer, but that's unlikely since I'm still losing weight.

Which is another thing, HOW THE FUCK DO YOU STOP LOSING WEIGHT! I'm not working out, its rather cold,snowy,icy, and then there's some warm days (far and few between) but I don't work out on them either. I'm not eating as good as I use to, in fact I'm not really eating good at all to be honest. I eat fries, poutine, burgers, and chips all the time at work. However I'm usually not very hungry, so when I force myself to eat its usually crap food because that's all that's avail then 9 hours I'm at work. I know what your thinking, prepare your healthy meals before you go into work, but I'm too lazy for that.

Another thing about eating and weight loss is, when you eat to much of something, or the wrong thing people look at you have 4 heads. "your really going to eat all of that", "whoa that's a lot of food thought you were on a diet" - well I sorta am asshole, but i just dropped over 100 pounds so I'm gonna eat whatever the fuck I wants. With that being said same goes when I take a small amount of food. People start questioning me "why you eating so little, have more your looking like you never eat" really, cause you just told me how great I look. Or the people who just assume I'm on a diet because I'm eating in small portions so I get "oh eating a little less are we" or "watching what you eat" I just want to yell at them, no asshole I want to pig out but dieting shrunk my stomach, come back in a hour when I eat more!

I also get a lot of how did you do it. Well I put down the chips and pop. I took my ass outside and worked for this! I didn't do drugs, and I never have done any that would cause this kind of weight loss. In fact, I'm against the use of any actual drug. I've seen it screw up to many friends life's, I've seen loved ones go to rehab, and I know people who have OD'd. So you can understand why its not my thing. Annnnnd I can a sure you that I'm ONLY going pee after my meal because I forgot to go before, not to throw up everything I just ate, in fact I hate puking which is why I don't drink heavy either.

When mother nature comes to, you know try and kill you, you and the whole world can see how bloated you are. Before I was to fat to notice any bloating. But now, OMG!

My boobs, where the fuck did they go. I went from DD, to a D cup. I feel like I'm flatter then paris hilton. I might even buy my first push up bra so they look nice and big!

When I look back out old pictures of myself, I cant believe how much of a huge cow I was. Makes me never want to go back to that size again, I might print a picture off and hang it in my room for motivation.

Lastly on my bitch list men.
I feel like all the guys in my life who are taking interest now is only because I'm not "fat" anymore. Which hurts, and sucks. I'm still the same person, only a different number on the scale. I laugh at all the same jokes, I wear my hair and make up the same way. I have the same thoughts and opinion as I always have. So why the sudden interest. Then there's the guys you know would NEVER be interested in you if you met them before the weight loss. There the guys I want to almost say away from, I feel like there only interested in me because they like they way I look, and you can just tell they wouldnt NEVER me caught kissing/dancing with a obese girl. However I cant say I blame them, we all have a type. I myself can say I became attractive to people after they lost weight, take Jonah Hill or Seth Rogen..

So peeps, anyone else feeling the same way as me?!

Cuuuuz i be on my suit and tie shit!

Hello peeps!

Wondering whats with the title, its only the lyrics to an amazballs song by my future baby daddy Justin Timberlake, at first I wasnt to big on the song, but then it started to grow on me, now I cant stop - its right up there with Kiss you - by 1D, dont judge me!

So kids,,
Whats good? whats the word on the street?

OHHH word is its wednesday, which is the end of my work week. However im too poor to celebrate with booze, so I'll leave you with my fav Ecards I found on the web this week.

Im also doing a BlogHop ..


Too all the men who continue to speak to me..

Too my main hoe

Amen to that..

To my boss,

I saw on cribs someone wrote shit on the caps after crazy parties/ drunk nites with ladies - how epic right?

Im just saying..

To the people who say "hello, are you still there" ..

HAHA, why yes yes i am

LOL, loved this one..

HAHA and this one..

Anyone know some people like this? I do..

25 and single

So im riding the bus home and i see this guy who i find affective and i see hes sitting with a female, maybe about 10 years older then him. Not sure what tho think of there relationship I turn my head. As they get iced the buss I see that he's treating her with much respect acting like a true gentlemen a they got up poor of there seats and walked of the bus. Once they got off they held hands and started to head to where they were going. So there I sit in complete shock at what just happened.

I'm not only tho only go after looks, but I'd be lying if I said they didn't matter. But I couldn't help but think how am I single and SHE'S in a relationship. I'm awesome and fantastic. I'm smart and pretty. So when's my turn, when do I get to find that relationship.

My passion and beliefs in God tell me to just to be patient a little longer because God has a great man in store for me, I'm just getting a little tired of waiting for him, how many of you single ladies can relate.

All my friends are in long term relationships Some of them really unhealthy some of them wonderful, and now some are even married, I can't help but just want my turn. However at the same time I can get drunk when I want, I can dance with who ever and however without being judged a if I'm doing something wrong. I can come and go as I please. I don't have to spend money on extra things like TP, and coffee.

So I guess being single does have it's benefits ..until my turn I guess I'll enjoying waiting.

Facts About Me Linkup!

Linking up with
Whitney for ..


- I use to be fat, down -108 pounds

- Jesus is my light in the darkness

- I know people should have favs, but I have a fav nephew but my lips are sealed!

- I love more then I should, to the people I shouldnt

- I wear my heart on my sleve

- I ate veggies, minus corn - I'll eat green beans in rice, and raw carrots

- I have huge texture issues, I think its why I hate veggies. Strawberries and oranges disgust me. Bananas ? Gross, and yes i am!

- I have a hard time understanding/remembering common sence, isnt that common

- I love linkups, but I wish I had more actual post to give you guys just been living a mellow life lately

- I lost a follower, I was almost at 100 dear rude blogger, HOW RUDE! if you didnt like my blog then you shouldnt have followed it in the first place! :(

- Im hungover well making this, no im not one of those crazy kids getting trashed monday night, this is pre sched. because im sure ill forget!

Hope everyone enjoyed reading some facts about me, now go do some facts about yourself!

Ecards!

My new fav quote! gunna be say this all day er day!

I think every girl can relate to this one..

LOL sounds like something only my friends would say while playing "kings cup"

Enough said!

GAH i cant stand when people are RIGHT BEHIND you in a line, as luda said, move bitch get out the way!

I think this all day er day about my customers!

Okay its Thursday, but its my day off so F.T.S!

Found the real reason you should think befor you speak..

Hail to the karma gods!

Me in a nut shell..

Make the most of life!

I was blog stalkin over at Mavy May and found
this!..

Or, if your too lazy to click the link, keep reading ...
As I was reading each of of these some of them really stood out, so I decided to share with all you lovely peeps!
Regina Brett's 45 life lessons and 5 to grow on
Published: Sunday, May 28, 2006, 10:13 AM Updated: Thursday, April 03, 2008, 10:17 AM


1. Life isn't fair, but it's still good.
2. When in doubt, just take the next small step.
3. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone.
4. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.
5. Pay off your credit cards every month.
6. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.
7. Cry with someone. It's more healing than crying alone.
8. It's OK to get angry with God. He can take it.
9. Save for retirement starting with your first paycheck.
10. When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile.
11. Make peace with your past so it won't screw up the present.
12. It's OK to let your children see you cry.
13. Don't compare your life to others'. You have no idea what their journey is all about.
14. If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it.
15. Everything can change in the blink of an eye. But don't worry; God never blinks.
16. Life is too short for long pity parties. Get busy living, or get busy dying.
17. You can get through anything if you stay put in today.
18. A writer writes. If you want to be a writer, write.
19. It's never too late to have a happy childhood. But the second one is up to you and no one else.
20. When it comes to going after what you love in life, don't take no for an answer.
21. Burn the candles, use the nice sheets, wear the fancy lingerie. Don't save it for a special occasion. Today is special.
22. Overprepare, then go with the flow.
23. Be eccentric now. Don't wait for old age to wear purple.
24. The most important sex organ is the brain.
25. No one is in charge of your happiness except you.
26. Frame every so-called disaster with these words: "In five years, will this matter?"
27. Always choose life.
28. Forgive everyone everything.
29. What other people think of you is none of your business.
30. Time heals almost everything. Give time time.
31. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.
32. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends will. Stay in touch.
33. Believe in miracles.
34. God loves you because of who God is, not because of anything you did or didn't do.
35. Whatever doesn't kill you really does make you stronger.
36. Growing old beats the alternative - dying young.
37. Your children get only one childhood. Make it memorable.
38. Read the Psalms. They cover every human emotion.
39. Get outside every day. Miracles are waiting everywhere.
40. If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else's, we'd grab ours back.
41. Don't audit life. Show up and make the most of it now.
42. Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful.
43. All that truly matters in the end is that you loved.
44. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.
45. The best is yet to come.
46. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.
47. Take a deep breath. It calms the mind.
48. If you don't ask, you don't get.
49. Yield.
50. Life isn't tied with a bow, but it's still a gift.