Date From Hell

On saturday nite I had a date with this dude we will call "no job -he actually had NO job at first but now he does I guess I dont know moving along...- Since I've never met anyone online, and our worlds a little crazy latley I made him bring a friend so we could double date wih Audri & I.

No job sat across from Audri and spent the nite talking to her, AFTER she told him that hes being rude and needs to talk to me. Then the friend he brought with him was so high that he could hardly think of things to say. After diner * which THEY asked us to, and WE paid for our own food gssh chivalry dead? I'm all for equality, and Id rather at least pay half the dinner bill, but that's when I ask someone out, if someone asks ME out I at least expect them to pay* After dinner it was still to early to go drink at the bar we planned on drinking at (and ditching them at..yeah it was THAT bad) so we went across the street to the local bar and sang kareokee, I also spend long periods of time in the bathroom hoping they were having just as bad as time that I am and would ditch us, yeah not so much.

Finally it was time to head to the place I origanally wanted to drink * Although at this point, drinking with these two started to look like a really bad idea, and figured I should just go home. * We went across the street to call a cab, while I was in the bathroom * again, waiting for them to leave Timmies, hoping they felt awkward too go figure they didn't* some guy comes over to me and asks if those guys outside are annoying us, and if we want to hangout with him instead and ditch the other guys off. Well call me rude, but I didn't even think twice about it. Audri and I jumped in the guys car faster the crabs jump from toilet seats! His name was Geoff, and he ended up being a rather cool guy, being our chauffeur for the night :)

Now wondering what happened to the two guys I ditched off, THEY GOT IN THE CAB AND FOLLOWED US TO THE BAR, STILL UNAWARE THAT THEY ARE BEING DITCHED! I actually got a txt saying ' haha our cabs beating yours, what bar are we meeting up at again?' REALLY?! at that point I said yeah its not working out, I'm going to the strip club. I couldn't believe that he just really couldn't take the hint!

So moral of the story, You only live once made dates of not ... like swiss said " On to the next one .."

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