once I called porn where two dudes were getting it on "gay porn", and BFF Tony LOST it on me gettin all like "do I call your porn*not that I make porn* black porn, do I call it migit porn, when there only 3 ft?" - -he was totally jokin but he made me really thing of how losely we use the term "Gay"
Back to the story ;
12 reasons gays shouldn’t be allowed to marry
This list uses sarcasm to show the ignorance of arguments against same-sex marriage. Please read it with a sense of humor. Just for the record, I am not gay but support marriage equality for all.
3.Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets, because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
-Because nothing says I love you by really doing it doggie
4.Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn’t changed at all like many of the principles on which this great country was founded; women are still property, blacks can’t marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
- Because eatting an apple a day keeps the doctor away
5.Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed. The sanctity of unions like Britney Spears’ 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
- Because nothin screams I really love you like running for the hills, im sure thats what gays are waiting for a chance to make everything they want come true, then decided they change there mind
8.Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That’s why we have only one religion in America.
9.Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That’s why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
- Because NOONE ever made it anywhere without 2 proper role models
10.Gay marriage will change the foundation of society. We could never adapt to new social norms, just like we haven’t adapted to things like cars or longer life spans.
- Dont forget about the internet, EWW
11.Civil unions (providing most of the same benefits as marriage with a different name) are better, because a “separate but equal” institution is always constitutional. Separate schools for African-Americans worked just as well as separate marriages for gays and lesbians will.
- Because you know good ol' rosa parks thought the same way
12.Gay marriage should be decided by people, not the courts, because the majority-elected legislatures, not courts, have historically protected the rights of the minorities.
- Yeah totally crazy thought!